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Joke of the Day
"If a baby horse swears at it's mother, would this be classed as foal language?"
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"A Lord of the Rings Joke How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died? He read it in the Hobbituary."
"Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb? Too much work."
"Spanish class joke: What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner? JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry."
"What kind of shark is always drunk? A hammeredhead"
"*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING"
"Treat her like she's the only girl on Earth. Nothing makes a woman happier than the thought of every other woman disappearing forever."
"Last night I had a dream that I was running and accidentally tripped over my dick... I knew it was a dream because I was running."
"What do my dick and my mind have in common? They both want to get blown."
"The proper way to make a Caesar salad is to repeatedly stab it with dozens of other people in a Senate building."