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Joke of the Day

"NEW YORK STATE OF MIND Q: Why are New Yorkers always so depressed? A: The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey."

"Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out, who was left? (Really?) Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out, who was left?"

"What do you call a woman who thinks she can do everything a man can do. Carol."

"I like to imagine the person who originated Head & Shoulders shampoo had really, really hairy shoulders."

"Went camping last weekend.. Yeah it was intents"

"I called the rape hotline today Apparently it's only for victims"

"How come old clothes are ""vintage"" but old people are ""nasty over-entitled thugs whose blind selfishness mortgaged America's future"""

"[Dirty] Why do men like golf so much? It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands."

"What did Satan name his new bar? The BeelzebPub"

"My neighbors are listening to great music... ...Whether they like it or not!"