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Joke of the Day

"[Dirty] Why do men like golf so much? It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands."

"I dented my Ford Focus and now it's blurry."

"Snooki, but without the orange tan and poofy hair. And she's in charge of North Korea."

"Bulls from all over India sent a petition to SC asking it to classify them as 'Jallikatu Bulls'."

"What do you call a fish out of water? Asians? Idk it's been a rough day."

"My GF spent $49 on a haircut. Had she gone to Petsmart she'd have gotten an ear cleaning, anal gland extraction and a free bandana as well."

"Katy Perry is like the girl in the Sexy GirlScout costume at the Halloween party who pretends to like sports, makes blowjob jokes and cries."

"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans"

"How many goals did Germany score? A Brazillion."

"Getting laid for me is like getting ketchup out of a bottle easy if i have a knife"