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Joke of the Day
"I called the rape hotline today Apparently it's only for victims"
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"What's the difference between a Scottish guy and Mick Jagger? One says ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"" The other says ""Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"""
"I have a UDP joke. I hope you get it."
"Starting a blog that's just reviews of the food I steal out of the fridge at work."
"Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a ""violent"" stabbing incident? Is it possible to stab someone non-violently?"
"NEVER FORGET WHERE YOU CAME FROM. I just came from wolfing down a Kit-Kat in the utility closet."
"Who is this Rorschach guy.... ... and why does he paint all these pictures of my parents fighting?"
"*something awful happens* *checks if Mercury is in retrograde*"
"Burger King's slogan ""Have It Your Way"" was shortened from ""Are You Sure You Wanna Eat This? Ok. Have It Your Way""."
"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go out in the night without robin.^Sorry!"