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Joke of the Day

"I like to imagine the person who originated Head & Shoulders shampoo had really, really hairy shoulders."

"Uno and mexican :/ Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they steal all the green cards."

"What makes a freezer and a gay man different? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"Records have revealed that Hitler had a ""deformed micropenis""... A little ironic, since he's universally remembered for being a huge dick."

"What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? Their middle name."

"Divorce I consider myself pretty lucky in my divorce because we negotiated a 50-50 split of our assets. My wife got half, my lawyer got half."

"what do you call a 5 man group all asians and makes gay music k-pop!"

"What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? After you slap it, a mosquito will stop sucking."

"Did you hear about the 3 holes in the ground? Well, well, well."

"Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head? A: Homeless."