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Joke of the Day

"What did Satan name his new bar? The BeelzebPub"

"A German airman on the air forces during WW2 If you see a white plane, it's American; if it's black it's RAF (Royal Air Force). If you see no planes at all, that's the Luftwaffe."

"How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 69."

"I'm white and I don't tell racist jokes because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."

"What would I do if Future tried talking to me? I'd autotune him out. :)"

"Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night? Because her hips won't lie."

"My friend kicked a mushroom today He's a fungi"

"What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey-cees!"

"On Mondays, Zombies feel alive inside."

"What does a mermaid wear to math class? An ""algebra"""