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Joke of the Day
"My neighbors are listening to great music... ...Whether they like it or not!"
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"Confession: I'm the one who's been posting all those idiotic comments on youtube using millions of anonymous accounts."
"Small children who dress as Batman must be forced to fight crime. To teach them a lesson, about lying"
"What says the egg to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chick"
"Here, take my advice. It's not like I'm using it..."
"Gaining weight when you are still owing me money is a sign of disrespect"
"Thank you automatic ice dispenser. I was hoping to get either 2 or 675 ice cubes."
"I didn't get that job I wanted testing invisibility potions. Apparently they don't hire blind people."
"April Showers Bring May Flowers. What do May Flowers Bring? Pilgrims."
"Bras are like the illuminati They're on top, hard to see, harder to unlock, and hold all the good stuff."