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Joke of the Day

"Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out, who was left? (Really?) Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out, who was left?"

"In New York someone gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard."

"Daaaaamn boy. Are you an Adobe update? Cause you keep showing up and I still don't want you."

"Where do hipsters drown? the mainstream."

"Two dyslexics walk in to a bra"

"""Party City"" is the least appropriately named store."

"People don't like my jokes. People don't like my jokes, and that's fine because I'm not punny."

"How many dragon ball characters does it take to change a light bulb ? Only one... but it will take a few episodes. ~~The lightbulb saga~~"

"Confidence should never be confused with arrogance. Arrogance is spelled way differently."

"Q: Why did the ox fall down the hill? A: It was an oxident."