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Joke of the Day

"I would like to apologize to those offended by the false pregnancy gags. I too participated in this prank. I would like to apologize to all the men out there unable to carry a baby."

"Why did the business dog chase his tail? So he could make ends meet!"

"Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together - Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll"

"Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."

"Give me a T! ""Give me a T."" ""T"" ""Give me a T."" ""T"" ""Oh, fuck it. I'll go to another cafe."""

"Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon? Because he's a Wino-saur!"

"Whats the number one cause of paedofilla? Sexy kids."

"Santa's sack is on the sleigh... Q.-Why is Santa Claus's sack so big and heavy ? A.-Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it is down a chimney!"

"How is eating pussy like smoking a cigarette? As you get closer to the butt, the flavor gets stronger."

"Pet peeve. Toilets that flush 4 me the moment I stand. I'd like to see the work I've done before it's violently ripped from my view. #life"