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Joke of the Day

"How come old clothes are ""vintage"" but old people are ""nasty over-entitled thugs whose blind selfishness mortgaged America's future"""

"Hillary Clinton is a strong woman who doesn't need Bill. Besides, the FBI has been fingering her for a while now."

"I hate people who don't use the right ""your"" its either you're or your. there idiots"

"a couple of bros... ""I wanna know. Which one of you is Bro Montana, and which is Terrell Browens?"""

"How many whores does it take to change a lightbulb? Four. One to change it, two to stick it in their assholes, and a final whore to film it."

"took the kids to the park so they could beat each other up in the fresh air"

"Just saw a guy wearing a hat that says ""Don't Bother Me,"" so I asked him where he got it & how much it cost & whether or not it works."

"I'm really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I just don't know Y I'll show myself the door."

"*eats an entire box of cereal in one sitting* Wtf there's no prize in this? ""Sir, we don't sell cereal. This is Petsmart."""

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