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Joke of the Day
"Went camping last weekend.. Yeah it was intents"
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"""Daddy, how do stars die?"" ""Drugs, normally."""
"Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, Tweet like the NSA doesn't exist."
"Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno? Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards"
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkings after a house fire."
"I put JIF Peanut butter in the mousetraps and although I didn't catch any mice I did manage to snag 3 choosy mothers."
"One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook join together and be called.... YouTwitFace"
"What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ? A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !"
"I'm not sure who's more drunk, me or the guy wrapped in Christmas lights standing in the mirror."
"I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home I found out that all the pages are blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am."