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Joke of the Day
"It's 100% legal to murder a kid who gets in the elevator and pushes all of the buttons."
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"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !"
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"Well, Norah on FB has decided to continue her thankfulness through December and I have decided to key her car after dinner"
"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."
"I recently attempted the world record for masturbation. I nearly pulled it off"
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"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."