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Joke of the Day
"My blood type is also my life motto: B Positive"
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"How many white girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even."
"""BEST WEEKEND EVER!"" ~ The same stupid bitch on Facebook, at least twice a month..."
"Chuck Norris had AIDS. Then he said, 'Do you not know who I am?' Chuck has been AIDS-free ever since."
"I'm still waiting for the day my patents will say: ""It's all fake son, we're millionaires, this was just to teach you how to be humble."
"How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company."
"Cutting a bell pepper feels like the vegetable version of killing an alien with all its little alien babies."
"I got caught masturbating recently, to a National Geographic magazine. I don't know who was more embarrassed me or my dentist."
"What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them."
"How is a Mac like a Queen's guard? They're both run by Unix."