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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !"

"Why are setups to jokes so important? because seven ate nine."

"[beach] [a foot washes up] [next, a boot] [I combine them] [more parts arrive] [I keep building] [I stand back] ME: Oh no..you?! HITLER: Yep"

"8 *walks into the house with covered in mud* Me: MY LORD 8: well that's a nice way to greet me but no, just your son."

"I saw a flock of angry ducks the other day. I wonder why they were in such a fowl mood."

"Why do we need iron in our diets? Because it's good ferrous."

"After 10 Dos Equis beers, I think I'm the most interesting man in the world."

"DETECTIVE: There are signs of a struggle here [earlier that morning] ME: *trying to get up for work*"

"A guest checked in and informed us that his plane had a ton of delays throughout the day. I replied ""well, at least it didn't disappear, eh?"""

"A priest checks into a hotel... says to the clerk, ""I assume the porn is disabled."" Clerk says, ""No! It's just regular porn you sick freak!"""