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Joke of the Day

"Well, Norah on FB has decided to continue her thankfulness through December and I have decided to key her car after dinner"

"why don't chickens wear pants? Because their pecker is on their heads!"

"A clown and a little girl walk through a dark forest. The girl says, ""I'm scared!"" The clown replies, ""you think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"""

"No YOU sober up, lamp."

"toilet issues why did the dutch man have to get off the toilet? because it was all clogged up!"

"I can't believe how much money I've spent fueling my drinking problem. Time to start brewing coffee at home."

"Why do proctologists like Facebook? It's another chance to look up old friends."

"So now i hear donald trump wants to put auto gun turrets on his wall I say, do the coastlines too. Keep out those merpeople!"

"Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes? Never 21"

"What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date? It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not?"