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Joke of the Day

"I recently attempted the world record for masturbation. I nearly pulled it off"

"[Offensive] Adolf visits the concentration camp and asks a young boy how old he is ""I'll be 6 soon!"" ""Nope"""

"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome"

"What is the worst joke in philosophy? One that kant be repeated."

"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? ""Make me one with everything."""

"Jack and Jill went up the hill.... And Jill came back with an IPhone 7"

"What did the lesbian vampire say to another lesbian vampire? ""See you next month"""

"[home depot] employee[yelling]: YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN HERE me: [yelling over the sound of revving chainsaw]: WHAT"

"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. They will just keep reposting the same lightbulb."

"A Man to a lady sitting next to him in flight. Man: ""Which perfume do you use ? It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife."" Lady: ""Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."""