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Joke of the Day
"What do canes and blue pills have in common? They're both ready for use when a man is limp."
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"Why is China so politically in bed with Africa? Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world"
"Did you hear the guy who wrote the Friends theme song committed suicide? No one told him life was gonna be this way."
"If i had a dollar for every time i heard the word trump I would have it on repeat while i slept."
"I wish they'd just come up with a smoke detector that stops beeping when I yell ""alright!""."
"Are you in search of a P-Pun? Urine in luck!"
"As I rowed my little boat Toward the river shore, A small black bird kept me from landing, Quoth the raven, ""never moor."""
"What'd the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me."
"I wipe my ass like I drive... Only stop on red"
"Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources? The long long farm."