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Joke of the Day
"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."
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"I stopped at the bookstore to pick up the book I ordered on how to get through life with an extremely small penis. It isn't in yet."
"What's the difference between my 83-year old grandfather and /r/jokes? My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimers."
"When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back."
"What kind of bird works on a construction site? A Crane."
"I joke a lot about how horrible my wife and kid are, but in reality you should know that it's not funny at all and it really sucks for me."
"Her parents wanted her to date someone of her own ethnicity. But Polly wanted a cracker."
"My wife hired a fact checker for when we argue."
"If you still have a landline, I assume you also own a butter churn and ride a dinosaur to work."
"A: ""What is the integral of 1/cabin?"" B: ""Log cabin!"" A: ""Nope, Houseboat. You forgot the C."""