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Joke of the Day
"When my friend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."
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"ActivityBuddy A new app is sweeping the AppStore, using GPS technology similar to Grindr/ Tinder, ActivityBuddy matches up people who enjoy the same activity. The #1 activity? Anonymous gay sex."
"I discovered that Germans invented cunnilingus... Apparantly they've been yodeling in the black forest for centuries."
"PRESIDENT OBAMA: I pardon this turkey- TURKEY: Nope. I'm ready. 2016 was a shit show. Kill me now"
"I'd love to be a mayfly. But only for a day."
"When I first met your mom, I fell in love with her because she had a kind face... The kind of face I want to fuck the shit out of!"
"Just because it's called make-up... doesn't mean it's supposed to makeup 99% of your face."
"What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla? Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!"
"Two Jewish guys are outside smoking... Hitler says, ""Who left these bodies here? Get them back inside the camp!"""
"Why did Hank Hill join an S&M club? He heard they were Pro-Pain."