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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-ino"

"Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents? A: He's the stiff one."

"A man walks into a bar and tells a joke that has been posted on reddit before. I only know because no one would shut the fuck up about it."

"GUY WHO JUST LOVES SHARKS: Can I pet the sharks? SHARK HANDLER (who sometimes makes bad decisions): Yeah that should be ok"

"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it."

"[presentation] GUY WITH A COMBOVER NAMED IAN: So that's our plan for the next year. Any questions? ME: Why did you call your combover Ian?"

"What is the one thing you don't want to hear during sex? Honey, I'm home!"

"What I want In A Man (NSFW)"

"Taylor swift waved at a boy yesterday But he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow."

"I chose a cell phone carrier for my mom based on high percentages of dropped calls."