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Joke of the Day

"What I want In A Man (NSFW)"

"What's black and hard? Cast iron."

"A blonde is walking down the street and sees a banana peel 10 ft in front of her She says to herself ""Oh no not again."""

"Yo Mama! What's the difference between your mama and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out!"

"I got sent out of class today at school. The teacher yelled at me, ""What would your parents say if I called them?' I replied, ""Hello?"""

"What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting? A pintomime."

"Look, I've been following you for the last three doors you've opened. I'm not saying thank you again."

"Wife: Have you seen my razor? Me: [with only one eyebrow] I have not"

"Before there was roofies, a caveman would just club a bitch and take her home. That's why they call the hook up spot ""The Club"""

"Shitting myself about this Ebola situation... Which is worrying, because that's one of the symptoms."