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Joke of the Day
"What is the one thing you don't want to hear during sex? Honey, I'm home!"
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"The grammar teacher said ""In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative."" A student replied... ""Yeah, right!"""
"If I have 5 apples and I give you 2 of them, just take the other 3 cause I'm going out for tacos"
"Where do you put a Jew who can't pay attention? Concentration Camp."
"A lawyer I know is a big fan of U2 He's pro Bono."
"I overheard a dad at Starbucks tell a kid not to tell Mom he got a cake pop for breakfast, so I guess I'm part of their web of lies now too."
"As hillbillies age, they're called hillwilliams."
"What do you call a guy dumped by his Asian girlfriend? Disoriented."
"You know, not all Italians are in the mafia. Some are in the Witness Protection Program."
"The scene in lady and the tramp but as our lips meet I carry on sucking. You feel the pasta travel back up your throat. My pasta My. Pasta"