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Joke of the Day

"Taylor swift waved at a boy yesterday But he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow."

"TECH TIP: to prolong your iPhone's battery life, keep it surrounded by a small Druidic altar of oak leaves and blanched chicken bones #tech"

"What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head? A super-fish-oil wound"

"Knock Knock Who's there? The Pilot"

"Seeing your ex go through what they put you through. Priceless.."

"Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is being at a party and feeling socially awkward."

"A gay couple and a lesbian couple check into a hotel. Which couple leaves first the following morning? The women. Lesbians leave lickety split. Gay guys have to pack their shit first."

"I was shocked to find out that 35% of America's prison population is white. Surely we don't need that many guards."

"What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker? Hop in."

"What's the best blood type? Blood that is circulating."