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Joke of the Day

"Taylor swift waved at a boy yesterday But he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow."

"Depression starts in a part of the brain called the Hippocampus Which is strange because I always thought hippos loved studying."

"I cheated on my girlfriend yesterday We were playing Monopoly, she left and I stole some money from the bank. Then I went upstairs and fucked her sister."

"I thought ""asbestos"" was Spanish for ""best ass."""

"I wish these fundamentalists would stop blaming natural disasters on the gays. Everybody knows Sandy happened because of the confluent evils of Wall Street and Jersey Shore."

"What would bears be without bees? Ears!"

"What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle? Attire"

"I only date men who have cats because they've been pre-trained to try and figure out what you want if you just stare at them long enough."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"what did the horny man say to his girlfriend? let's have sex"