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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow? I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it."

"Rick Astley voted in the referendum. He's never gunna give EU up"

"If you had a choice between owning a dragon or world peace, what would you name your dragon?"

"i'm supposed to train the intern to do what i do every day, but i'm not sure how comfortable i am giving him my twitter & facebook passwords"

"How do you ensure the Letter Y has a clean bathroom experience? A Kleenex. That will be all."

"I skipped leg day at the gym, but don't worry I balanced it out by skipping arm day, chest day, ab day, and back day so I'm good to go."

"If Steph Curry was a video game character He'd be banned for having no counterplay."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belinda ! Belinda who ? Belinda church steeple !"

"What's Mr. T's favorite band? the Foo Fighters"

"Yes, autocorrect, I wanted to ask if she was all tight. Thank you. Now I know."