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Joke of the Day

"GUY WHO JUST LOVES SHARKS: Can I pet the sharks? SHARK HANDLER (who sometimes makes bad decisions): Yeah that should be ok"

"Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor... Old but classic!"

"I once farted in an elevator. It was wrong in so many levels."

"Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work? IBM"

"Isn't it amazing that your wallet is always so close to your ass...but somehow never smells bad?"

"Apparently, playing dead only works on bears not ex boyfriends."

"[interrupts co-worker] actually I don't feel like talking to you"

"What is hairy and between your grandma's nipples? Her vagina"

"What's the Difference Between a Hormone and a Pheromone? You can't hear a pheromone."

"I wonder how smart I'd be if my brain were as good at remembering anything as it is at remembering every humiliating thing I've ever done"