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Joke of the Day
"I chose a cell phone carrier for my mom based on high percentages of dropped calls."
Next Joke
"The government says 50 terror plots have been thwarted since NSA surveillance. What a perfectly even, unsuspicious number."
"My deodorant is called ""state's evidence""... Part of the Wetness Protection program."
"2 out of 3 isn't bad. Unless you come home from the park with 2 out 3 kids. Then it's bad"
"Some people pride themselves on their hard work. I pride myself on doing so little and yet keeping my job."
"What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty"
"What did the Jamaican say when he lost the smelliest feet contest? DEFEAT STINKS!"
"worst day of my life, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant..... and I found out Wal-Mart doesn't sell metal coat hangers anymore."
"What do you mean by being loud? quiet the opposite."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!"