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Joke of the Day

"What is the best part of an ISIS joke? The execution."

"Ran into the apple store and used their bathroom .... iPeed"

"A pirate walks into a bar... A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Hey, you know you have a steering wheel between you legs right?"" The pirate replies, ""Arrrr, Matey! It drives me nuts!"""

"I get a sense of pride and achievement when my boss catches me actually doing work."

"Do not judge a book by its cover, unless there's a Swastika on the cover"

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!"

"When is bingo harmless? When its B9!"

"With all the negativity in the world today... ...at least Charlie Sheen is staying positive."

"If I had a nickel for every time I had sex... ... I'd be a very cheap hooker."

"A man walks out of a bar Which is weird, considering it's a solid object."