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Joke of the Day

"I went to a library... I went to a library and asked the librarian for a book on suicide. Then the librarian turned to me and said ""Fuck you, you wont return it!"""

"What's the difference between a feminist and a chicken? The chicken likes the cock."

"Thanks a lot Apple, for calling 7 inches a mini."

"how can you tell if you have amnesia? what was the question?"

"One time cancer got a terminal case of Chuck Norris."

"Do you know why Jesus doesn't eat M&M's? Because they fall through the holes in his hands."

"How does Harry Potter get down the stairs? By walking. J.K. Rowling..."

"You know the difference between Sadistic and Masochistic? No one has ever called me a masochistic son of a bitch."

"Even though the Miami Dolphins traded down in the draft... They still got the highest pick."

"When a Jehovah Witness dies, Heaven turns off all the lights and pretends no one is home."