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Joke of the Day

"Capitalization is important... It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"I'm not a good cook. At Christmas my family got together and bought me a stove that flushes."

"People are like traffic lights You have to judge them by colour"

"[creation] GOD: You will each have a flaw BAT: I am blind SNAKE: I am deaf DOG: My breath is a little bad"

"What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!"

"How do computers learn to read? C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run"

"When Chris Angle levitated in front of Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris just laughed and flew away."

"HR: Did you call an employee stupid? Me: No, I asked if he knew he was stupid."

"Q:What is the population of Antarctica A: All white."

"What do you call a jewish politician's election tactics? A schmear campaign!"