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Joke of the Day
"Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!"
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"What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ? An octopuss !"
"FB friend's boy in a baseball uniform pic: ""Our little pitcher"" Me: ""He looks more like a catcher"" Nobody got it. So I'm back here.."
"*makes snow angel motions in bed every morning tryna find phone*"
"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeves"
"[On phone] ""Did u see the weather forecast?"" ""No. I refuse to be sucked in by Big Weather."" ""Where are you? Its so noisy."" ""IN A TORNADO."""
"Chatting of Computers What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101"
"""At some point"" is my favorite time to meet up with people."
"I'm really irritated by people that are missing phalanges. I guess I'm lactose intolerant."
"What do woman and KFC have in common After the breast and the thigh there is nothing left but a greasy box to stick your bone in."