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Joke of the Day
"Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!"
Next Joke
"What did the frog say when he walked into the bar? *Bonjour.*"
"How do you cock block two lesbians? With a rock, because rock beats scissors."
"My wife called me a child. I told her, be careful who you're calling a child because if I'm a child, that makes you a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna sit here and get lectured by a pervert."
"One of my personalities goes to the grocery store and buys healthy food... Now, I can't find anything to eat in the fridge."
"Advertisement: Dog for sale. Really gentle. Eats anything. Especially fond of children."
"Kill someone with an icecream cone and eat it afterward. They can't convict with no murder weapon. It's the perfect crime. Plus, ice cream."
"The invention of the wheel started a revolution"
"QUESTIONS YOU CAN ANSWER BY PEEING ON THINGS: 1. Am I pregnant? 2. Does my boss have a very forgiving nature?"
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Mould them into a tire, and call it a GoodYear"