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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if somebody is a vegan? They'll fucking tell you."
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"A blonde went to buy 2 bananas The seller told her that he didn't have change and asked if she wanted one more, the blonde responded ""Okay, i will eat one""."
"It's not called PowerRamble. It's called PowerPoint, so please get to one."
"What rhymes with left and means steal? theft"
"What's the difference between feminism and Islam? One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth."
"I'm writing a television series which involves everyone smoking dope. It's a mellow drama."
"Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up."
"Why didn't the ghost have any children? Because he had a Halloweenie!"
"Hell hath no fury like this woman attempting to type ""scorned"" and having it autocorrected to ""scrotum"" 13 times in a row."