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Joke of the Day
"How do rednecks circumcise a baby? Kick their daughter in the jaw."
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"What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !"
"If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it, that's probably a good, isolated spot to commit crimes."
"What do you get if you squash a house? A flat."
"If you're walking on sunshine, please adjust your dosage accordingly."
"*licks stamp* hmmm tastes weird *mails letter* hmmm mailbox had wings *drives home on flying monkey* hmmm that wasn't a stamp"
"Melania Trump released a statement about the alleged plagiarism. These accusation really hurt me, and my kids. Sasha and Malia."
"So they're coming out with a new $10 bill featuring a woman. But it's only worth $7.70."
"Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'... And they're going to call it 'Modern Family.'"
"Why don't mountains get cold? They wear snow caps. *cringe* ^Courtesy ^of ^Westjet's ^horrible ^phone ^line."