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Joke of the Day

"Families that do Christmas card photo shoots months before Christmas have the organizational skills of high-level Nazis."

"I cheated in the annual rabbit racing contest..... I won by a hare"

"The cross country athlete disappeared Some think he ran away."

"China always cheat in the Olympics They always use the same person for every sport"

"A prince asked a beautiful princess to marry him.. And she said no. The prince lived happily ever after."

"Where did the Candian pirate live? Ont**ARR**io"

"[Wonder Woman shows up] Superman: Is she with you? Batman: I thought she was with you? Wonder Woman: Bruce you literally emailed me today"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a flying fuck."

"Funny tounge twister A black mailman getting blackmailed. (Not trying to offend its just a funny sounding word combo.)"

"Do you ever wake up, look yourself in the mirror and say, ""My God, I look like a pillow"" ? If so, that's not a mirror - it's your pillow."