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Joke of the Day

"The cross country athlete disappeared Some think he ran away."

"An elderly woman was at the doctor's office... She asked why she was so sore all the time. He replied, jokingly, ""A dissipated youth?"" She replied, ""I wish I could remember him!"""

"Do you know how to disappoint a fellow redditor? [deleted]"

"Why was the Shire so shocked when Bilbo threw himself and Sam into Mt. Doom? They were the first citizens they ever lost to a Mordor-suicide like that."

"Terri Schiavo jokes will always be funny They don't have the right to die."

"They laughed at me when I said I will become a comedian Well...now they are not. Wait..."

"my girlfriends dad asked me what I do but apparently your daughter wasn't the answer"

"Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars a bus and two fire engines !"

"This morning's commute could have used more FAST and less FURIOUS."

"A girl goes to the gynecologist, and the OB/GYN says ""This might hurt a bit, do you want me to numb it?"" She nodded yes... [NUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUM!](http://i.imgur.com/ZtNtzNP.gif)"