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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way for a prostitute to advertise? Word of mouth."
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"Yoga pants and Walmart My nephew told me all women have nice butts in yoga pants, so I took him to walmart so he could see the error of his thoughts."
"[Sky-diving] INSTRUCTOR: pull your shute! ME: my shoe? INSTRUCTOR: your parachute! ME: my pair of shoes? [later] CORONER: where's his shoes?"
"Princess Peach: Something's different. You seem taller. Luigi wearing Mario's red overalls: No, nothing is different. It'sa me, Mario."
"Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A: I'm bigger than you!"
"I was arrested yesterday for stealing eggs. I could've sworn they were free range."
"Where do frogs come from? They're German and a tad-polish"
"Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio"
"Why did the Xbox One eat its cereal for breakfast, but not its pancakes? It had the spoon, but not the 4k."
"I started downloading Jaws the other day But after one megabyte, my computer died."