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Joke of the Day

"Funny tounge twister A black mailman getting blackmailed. (Not trying to offend its just a funny sounding word combo.)"

"Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The position of the dirtbag."

"I was pooping in a bathroom with no windows when the there was a power outage. When I had to wipe my butt I couldn't see shit."

"People always say ""Wow, your baby looks so much like you,"" as though it's supposed to defy genetics & look exactly like a coffee mug."

"What do you call a PED for bears? Polaroids."

"Why was the desperate teen spinning in circles around the hot chick? Because he really wanted that beyblade."

"Sometimes I wake up feeling like I figured something out, only to realize it was gibberish. My latest invention was ladders on airplanes."

"What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player? Bear Jordan."

"Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot."

"Potty training my twins is like the Titanic's maiden voyage... In the beginning we are excited, in the end everyone is crying and all wet."