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Joke of the Day

"A prince asked a beautiful princess to marry him.. And she said no. The prince lived happily ever after."

"I'm not always a gentleman in the bedroom, but I will hold the door for you so you can leave afterwards."

"I've been trying to find my girlfriend's killer for the last month. Nobody's agreeing to do it."

"I cheated on a girl that was a bartender. I hope she gives me another shot."

"How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches? On rye on rye on rye."

"I'm busier than... a Catholic priest at a church lock in."

"Sometimes I yell at my stepladder, ""You're not my real ladder! You can't tell me what to do!"" And then I kick it. Feels good."

"A Bostonian is walking down the street when... A pirate jumps out in front of him and screams ""Arrr!!!"" To which the Bostonian screams back ""Ahhhhhh!"""

"On Viagra Guidlines If I was ever able to keep an erection for more than four hours, I would be calling the girl with a visible thong who handed me a pencil in calc, not my doctor"

"How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year? At least a brazillion dollars..."