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Joke of the Day
"I cheated in the annual rabbit racing contest..... I won by a hare"
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"All the doctors at this hospital must have gone to This-Piece-Of-Medical-Equipment-Is-Not-A-Toy University and majored in ""boring""."
"What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office."
"Ahmed went to have a Falafel. He asked the guy making the sandwich not to put any pickles in it. The guy replies ""But we're fresh out of pickles! How about no tomatoes instead?"""
"Do you know why the white moves first in Chess? Because if the black moves first, the police will shoot them"
"Why do you never buy a woman a watch? Because there's a clock on the stove."
"How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Two. One to eat it, another to look out for traffic!"
"3yr old had a urine test today so we gave him smarties for peeing in a cup. Now he and his brother are pissing in EVERYTHING for more candy."
"My sex life is so complex the biggest part is the imaginary one"
"What sound does an emo cow make? Amumu"