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Joke of the Day

"[Wonder Woman shows up] Superman: Is she with you? Batman: I thought she was with you? Wonder Woman: Bruce you literally emailed me today"

"What did the Wonderbra say to the regular bra? Do you even lift?"

"I was trying to think of a joke about leprechauns... ...but I lucked out"

"In the 80s they used an egg in a frying pan to demonstrate a brain on drugs only because they didn't have Twitter in the 80s"

"How many Mexicans Does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"

"? Hey there Delilah, this is dispatch please come quickly There's a robbery in progress Suspect is white & in his 50s And high on gluuue ?"

"I miss the 1980s when cell phones were big enough to cover your face if you saw someone you knew walking toward you."

"Did you hear the one about the dad that said son if you keep masturbating you'll go blind! The son said dad I'm over here."

"Two fish are in a tank... One of them says ""hey, how do you drive this thing.."""

"I'm most productive at work when I'm in the bathroom. It's where I get shit done."