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Joke of the Day

"Where did the Candian pirate live? Ont**ARR**io"

"It's weird how no one on The Jetsons ever addresses the apocalyptic events that left only white Americans behind, living in the sky."

"I just got back from a trip to Flint I went there to experience some Heavy Metal."

"Did you hear the one about Bernie Sanders? Probably not, the /r/politics mods deleted it before anyone saw."

"sex while camping? Now that's fucking in tents."

"I've never seen a workplace Hanukkah display that didn't shout, ""We legally had to do this."""

"When Germany won the World Cup, I did nazi that coming."

"What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ? Loo-Loo !"

"Just once In a post-game interview, I'd love to see an athlete credit Natural Selection for his team's win."

"If you come to my front door with a clip board I will just ask you if your clip board is an ipad until you leave."