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Joke of the Day

"Sweden runs out of trash to recycle... ... Where's PewDiePie when you need him."

"What do you call 20 niggers in the emergency room? Family reunion They even brought a bucket of KFC"

"King Arthur's birthday party at the round table. King Arthur looked down at the pastries and asked ""Are these all Cake?"" ""Two are pie"" replied Sir Cumference"

"Found in the comments to the picture of a nice looking girl He: ""Could you please send me one of your pubes for me to clone?"" She: ""You know how to clone people?"" He: ""People?! God no! Just pubes."""

"I don't think a wooden structure is capable of holding up my books. I have low shelf-confidence."

"Son, there's no need for a paternity test. I knew you were mine when you came prematurely."

"A very busty woman whispers to me ""I want you to tell me if these look real"" my eyes widen, then she takes out pictures of the moon landing"

"Accidentaly switching two letters... ...can completely urin a sentence."

"What is the difference? What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail"

"Why did the Germans loose WWII? They kept Stalin around."