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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Germans loose WWII? They kept Stalin around."

"What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes? Once you know Juan, you know Jamal"

"What's the difference between a dog and a cat? If a cat were big enough it would eat you."

"Why did the aligator spit out his lunch? Because it was two years old"

"My dyslexic son came last in the school pottery contest... He wrote a poem."

"How many Hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags in the woods."

"What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD? Time"

"No end in sight... I can't see an end. I have no control. I don't think there's any escape. I don't even have a home anymore. Time for a new keyboard."

"The ""cool"" side of your pillow secretly has a lot of the same insecurities that you do."

"Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that."