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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 20 niggers in the emergency room? Family reunion They even brought a bucket of KFC"

"A guy at the bar asked me to pass him the salt and pepper, so I punched him in the face and yelled, GET YOUR OWN DISTINGUISHED HAIR JERK!"

"I used to work at a muffler shop... That shit was exhausting. Then I got a job a vacuum store, but it sucked even more."

"""God is good all the time!"" Yeah. Not you though, Russ. You sucked for 55 frigging minutes."

"Twitter is like a dorm, someone is always up at every hour, someone is crying and someone is drunk."

"I was getting the kids out of the bath last night when a complete stranger burst through the door. I swear I've never moved faster down a drainpipe."

"Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs? In *Arakh* Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly."

"Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime? He wanted to have some stage presents."

"Shot my first turkey today. Scared everyone in the frozen meat department."

"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? It was a small medium at large."