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Joke of the Day

"Accidentaly switching two letters... ...can completely urin a sentence."

"What do you call a female deer with no eyes? Cotton eye doe"

"Got into a fight with an Egyptian. We were fez to fez."

"I'm experiencing heavy call volumes. Please hang up and never call me again."

"Cephalopod humour How much does it cost to treat an ill octopus? Six Quid...."

"I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back."

"Did you hear about the skeleton that couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with!"

"My crazy neighbor claims she was robbed last night. I know she is crazy because I found all her medication as I was breaking into her house."

"Inspired by a recent ELI5: ""Why is milk measured in gallons and soda in litres"", I present this oldie... Q: What comes in quarts? . . A: Elephants"

"Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles? Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11."