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Joke of the Day
"Son, there's no need for a paternity test. I knew you were mine when you came prematurely."
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"My waxer just told me a hilarious story about ripping out a client's tampon during a bikini wax. I guess she doesn't remember me."
"Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70? She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69."
"Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..? he was tired of coffin."
"Here is a horrible insult. You look good."
"My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records... ... until the librarian kicked me out."
"I think there are female hormones in beer Because, if you start drinking to much you start to get fat and you lose the ability to drive."
"What do being in the mafia and cunnilingus have in common... One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit!"
"A man walks into a bar it's already full of bad jokes."
"Been dry for a while Damn this cast itches."