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Joke of the Day

"King Arthur's birthday party at the round table. King Arthur looked down at the pastries and asked ""Are these all Cake?"" ""Two are pie"" replied Sir Cumference"

"A Welshman died at the weekend... Friends say he died the way he would have wanted; comfortably in his sheep"

"Punishment Not talking to your husband to punish him is like trying to kill a fish by drowning!"

"Oprah lost a fortune in the stock market. Don't worry, she gained it all back."

"What did Pikachu say to Ash Catchem? Pikachu"

"H: Do you like carpet or prefer it bare? M: I'm OK with a little carpet of she shaves the rest H: We're talking about floors M: HR again?"

"Did you hear Dora the Explorer is having trouble with her Tinder account? Swiper no swiping"

"Hey cat, how's about I lick myself for hours then puke where you sleep? Don't answer that. Why do I even talk to you. Stop looking at me."

"A kid and his dad are playing cards... The kids tells his father ""Dad, I'm bored"" The father then pulls out a box and says ""are you sure you're not card board?"""

"Stop saying I'm my own worst enemy. My worst enemy is Johan, from the stables; I want him dismissed, but he's curried such favor with father"