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Joke of the Day

"Obi-wan: These aren't the droids Stormtrooper: They look like them Obi: So all droids look the same to you? Trooper: No, I- Obi: Racist"

"What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread? Sourdough!"

"Once there was a man who followed the Mongol hordes so that he could catch and sell the injured after battles. He was a mangled Mongle monger"

"Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him you're a mile away and you have his shoes."

"An Trainer talks to one of his Novice Doctor... 'I cannot wait to do this operation!' 'And why is that?' 'If I could not wait to do this operation,I would be no doctor... **'I WOULD BE PATIENT!'**"

"I must be looking extra good today because this dude with a backpack on the side of the road was giving me the big thumbs up. Thanks man!"

"Hear about the blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus Burned her lips on the exhaust pipe"

"I met two guys named Otto and Manuel at a party... ...Manuel made me do all the talking but Otto wouldn't let me get a word in edgewise!"

"Q: What's the opposite of a somersault? A: A winter pepper."

"I like my women like I like my coffee. On my penis."