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Joke of the Day

"Hear about the blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus Burned her lips on the exhaust pipe"

"The thing about bird jokes are... sometimes they're hard to swallow. Owl let myself out."

"What do Ken Jennings and OJ Simpson have in common? they both killed at double jeopardy!"

"You don't see many dog librarians. Probably because of the barking."

"There's a type of bee that after it stings you, you pass out and it tries to have sex with you. It's a Cos-Bee."

"Is divorce spelled with one bottle of champagne or two?"

"What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch? Tufaloffahsofa"

"Holy Kleenex, Batman! He was right under our nose, and we blew it!"

"What do you call a lesbian who also doesn't eat meat? A vagetarian."

"I was disappointed after I won the grand prize on the game show last night. It was for a year supply of calendars."