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Joke of the Day

"Once there was a man who followed the Mongol hordes so that he could catch and sell the injured after battles. He was a mangled Mongle monger"

"Told my kids I loved them at carpool and no one responded so I yelled, ""I love you too!"" while hanging out of the sunroof. Me, 1 Kids, 0"

"It's weird that 'coward' doesn't mean ""towards a cow"". *sips wine*"

"Men and women are not so different afterall They both imagine each other on their knees."

"One day long, long ago... ...there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch. But it was a long time ago, and just for that one day. The End."

"*bites nails* Sorry. Bad habit. I haven't been on a date in a while ""I can see why"" she says, pulling her fingers out of my mouth"

"I heard Bill Cosby made a SexTape. . . It's twice as strong as Duct Tape."

"Can't wait to walk down the aisle. The frozen food aisle. Marry me, ice cream."

"When does a horse talk on the phone? Whinny wants to!"

"Why can't women drive? Because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom."