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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread? Sourdough!"
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"What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong? [It's bigger on the inside](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU)"
"My girlfriend fell and got a bruise on her ass. It was nasty. and the bruise was ugly too."
"What do Donald Trump and the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer after there's no more Job's"
"What is the most overused force in science? Van der Waals."
"Today I met a guy who said he was a Premature Ejaculator He came out of nowhere"
"why didn't natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."
"I've decided to get rid of my vacuum cleaner... ...because it's as old and overused as this joke."
"Have you heard of the Y-values? I heard they're all the range."
"I just got a papercut... we'll just see if I recycle this week... stupid cunt tree."