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Joke of the Day

"Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him you're a mile away and you have his shoes."

"What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Cow! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this!"

"A kid has cancer Then he gets AIDS from his mom"

"What did the composer say on a date? ""I'm a Classic Romantic....I'm also Baroque."""

"I don't know why friends and family keep getting pregnant when I have two kids right here they can have."

"Cooking tip: You can almost always substitute Nutella for a serious relationship."

"Due to its location South Africa doesn't experience full tide or low tide... it has apartheid."

"Why are gametes so popular? Because sex sells!"

"Do not use the word ""ghetto"" indiscriminately unless referring to that booty there. Daaaaamn!"

"I don't see what people get from... Dark humor!"